Creature from the Black Legume

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This handsome creature is from the Black Legume, not to be confused with his evil and better looking step-brother, the creature from the black lagoon. Unlike his synthetic brother, this creature organically evolved from the depths of rotting vegetable matter that has fermented and composted for hundreds of years in the mysterious and remote swamp, known by the locals as the black legume. Legend has it that the Creature only emerges once every ten years, although no-one that has seen him rarely lives to tell the story..

Creature Ingredients
Apple custard
Avocado (chinsssss)
Guava (top of head)
Blueberries
Pear (for his tongue)
Turnips (teeth)
Kale
Red Pepper
Tarots and cucumbers for arms and claws.